Rihanna’s ‘Bitch Better Have My Money’ Video is NOT Work Friendly

I heard that Rihanna’s new video was insane and I really couldn’t wait to get out of work to watch it. Screw it, it’s the Thursday before 4th of July weekend and I’m itching to get out of here. I’m playing it from my desk at work. Side note: I work in one of those new trendy NYC offices that thinks open space workplace is the way to go. Forget any privacy you’ve ever had in a cube.  Ok so a little kidnapping and crime, whatever. Then just as my boss passes… boobs. Boobs hanging upside down… boobs with duct tape… just boobs all up on my 26 inch mac monitor. I try to scramble and switch tabs but it’s too late. It appears as if I am watching weird BDSM fetish porn.

Luckily for me, my boss already thinks I’m a total fucking weirdo, so he just kind of shook his head and pretended he didn’t want to know when I tried to explain. I’ll let you know next week if I still have a job.

Anyway, here’s the new video. I really dig it. Do I have to warn you that it’s explicit? Nah, I think the title of the song does that for me.

I think we can state in conclusion: don’t f*ck with RiRi ~


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